I liked you better when you were fat

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We all have those friends. They lose 40 pounds and now they're on facebook every day bragging that they JUST LOVE their new diet of carrots and expensive shakes AND JUST LOOK AT MY ABS. Dude, we liked you better when we could just chill and eat a pizza with you. Letterpress printed, A2 size with a blank interior and corresponding neon red envelope.


Collections: All Cards, Encouragement, Odd Balls


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