{"product_id":"cancer-fuck-that-shit-risograph-greeting-card","title":"Cancer - Fuck That Shit Risograph Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo matter where y'all are in your stages of grief, this card is kinda fitting:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1: Shock - Cancer? Fuck, that shit can't be. I need a second opinion. Or third. Or fourth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2: Anger - Cancer. Fuck that shit!! Fuck it all to hell!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3: Bargaining - Hey Cancer, fuck that shit, let's work this out. I'll trade you some hair?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4: Depression - Cancer. Fuuuuuuuuuck. Thaaaaat. Shiiiiiiit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5: Acceptance - Cancer. Fuck that shit, and let's go all in on treatment\/seek alternative treatment\/abandon treatment altogether\/check off the bucket list\/live every day to it's fullest\/do what you're able and be as kind to yourself as possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned and Risograph \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in Colorado Springs \u003cbr\u003eA2 Size (4.25” x 5.5”) \u003cbr\u003eIncludes envelope \u003cbr\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Ladyfingers Letterpress","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44393518432355,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0244\/3911\/files\/CancerFuckThatShit.jpg?v=1784756661","url":"https:\/\/ladyfingersletterpress.com\/products\/cancer-fuck-that-shit-risograph-greeting-card","provider":"Ladyfingers Letterpress","version":"1.0","type":"link"}