If I had a Penis Card by Craft Boner

$6.00

If one of your ladies needs a bit of cheering up - let them know that if you were their man they'd have all the babies and a white picket fence already.

*THE DEETS *

* Card reads, “If I had a penis, you and I would have 4 kids and a time share in Florida”

* Blank inside

* 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

* Printed on 110# heavy card stock with Craft Boner logo on back

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Collections: Friendship & Encouragement, Love, Pride, Valentine's Day

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