Your Penis is My Favorite by Craft Boner
$6.00
OUR #1 BESTSELLER OF ALL TIME - This card will definitely give your fella a little extra swagger in his step and put some much needed laughter into any day. You’re sure to get plenty of smooches too.
*THE DEETS * * Card reads, “Sending you bad bitch birthday vibes”
* Blank inside * 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
* Printed on 110# heavy card stock with Craft Boner logo on back
About:
Kiwi Schloffel is the brains and the brawn behind Craft Boner, starting the company in 2012 after one too many frustrating trips to the card aisle. She really just wanted a card for a friend that said, “You’re a badass bitch.” Kiwi designs all her cards from her studio in Denver. These are hand-lettered curse words and designs aimed for a chuckle.
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