Cancer - Fuck That Shit Risograph Greeting Card

No matter where y'all are in your stages of grief, this card is kinda fitting:

1: Shock - Cancer? Fuck, that shit can't be. I need a second opinion. Or third. Or fourth.

2: Anger - Cancer. Fuck that shit!! Fuck it all to hell!

3: Bargaining - Hey Cancer, fuck that shit, let's work this out. I'll trade you some hair?

4: Depression - Cancer. Fuuuuuuuuuck. Thaaaaat. Shiiiiiiit.

5: Acceptance - Cancer. Fuck that shit, and let's go all in on treatment/seek alternative treatment/abandon treatment altogether/check off the bucket list/live every day to it's fullest/do what you're able and be as kind to yourself as possible.

Designed and Risograph Printed in Colorado Springs
A2 Size (4.25” x 5.5”)
Includes envelope
Blank inside