Birthday
Happy Earth Day! I mean Birthday, 'cuz let's face it, the planet is SCREWED!
$5.00
What better way to celebrate a birthday than to commiserate the ultimate demise of our planet together? A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank Inside....
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Kick Your Ass For Your Birthday
$5.00
"You already have everything, so I figured after you finish reading this card I'd take you out back and kick your ass 'cuz that's something...
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For your birthday, I convinced your racist, Trump-loving family to vote democrat...
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You probably have a better chance of being hit by a stray Russian satellite on your birthday than your racist family switching political tickets. But we...
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Dear Mom, I Know It's My Birthday... Happy My Birthday To You!
$5.00
We've all been raised to associate birthdays with being showered with gifts, affection, and appreciation - but you know who could also use a little...
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Happy Birthday, I Hope You're Day Isn't To Spoiled By Alot Of Bad Grammar And.
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Ah, I see. You're the asshole that likes to tease your friend about their obsession with proper grammar. WELL GOOD, 'cuz we designed a card JUST...
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Happy Birthday! I Literally Have No Idea How Old You Are
$5.00
If you're like me and you're approaching the age where the people who have been moisturizing since they've been 14 are now totally fooling you,...
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Balloons Tiny Card
$2.50
This adorable 2.5" x 2.5" Letterpress Tiny Card is the perfect supplement to any thoughtful gift! Letterpress printed, 2.5" x 2.5" with a blank interior.
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To Do - Birthday
$5.00
We know you're busy. Who has time to remember to send a card? Better make a to do list! Better yet, let's kill two birds...
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Since You're Not On Social Media, You're Basically Forcing Me To Send You A Card
$5.00
How do these people know what's going on in your life!? How do they stay up to date with current fake news? And most importantly, how...
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Go Shawty, It's Sherbert Day!
$5.00
Don't get it? Sing with me. Letterpress printed A2 size with a blank interior.
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Stranger Things Card - You're An Eleven
$5.00
Do you have a very special person in your life? Like, VERY special? Like, so special they would make your enemies' vans flip over your...
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I Hope Your Birthday is Virtually Amazing
$5.00
If your birthday can't be filled with the latest gadgets, at least you can use your imagination to have the best day ever! Letterpress printed...
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Happy Birthday Cake
$5.00
We created this card when we thought that nobody got our "Happy Birthday with Blue Flowers" card. So now there are two cards that look...
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You're my Best Friend and Sister...
$5.00
Do you have a healthy competitive relationship with your sister? Then this card is for you! Show her you love her, but don't let her forget who's...
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You're my Best Friend and Brother...
$5.00
Do you have a healthy competitive relationship with your brother? Then this card is for you! Show him you love him, but don't let him...
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Deluxe Palmistry Card
$9.00
This is a great card to give a high five to yourself, or to give to a friend who is searching for answers in the...
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Tiny Card - It's Your Birthday
$2.50
This adorable 2.5" x 2.5" Letterpress Tiny Card is the perfect supplement to any thoughtful gift! Letterpress printed, 2.5" x 2.5" with a blank interior.
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Happy Birthday With Blue Flowers
$5.00
We've all seen pictures of those hilarious sheet cakes from supermarkets that were created by a sleepy (or maybe just a smart ass?) pastry chef. Relive the glory in...
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Clink Clink! Let's Have a Drink!
$5.00
This ain't no text message, short hand, "meet me in five" invitation to get a drink. This is an invitation to a once in a lifetime experience...
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Rock the Catspa!
$5.00
I have no idea why we made this card, but I love it and I send it to everyone. It's totally perfect for birthdays, graduations,...
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Mom Yelling - Happy Birthday!
$5.00
When you can't get her attention, maybe this card will do the trick. Celebrate Mom (and her selective hearing) with this neon letterpress birthday card! A2 size,...
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Dad Yelling - Happy Birthday!
$5.00
When you can't get his attention, maybe this card will do the trick. Celebrate Dad (and his selective hearing) with this awesome letterpress birthday card! A2 size, blank inside and...
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Crappy Birthday!
$5.00
We've all been there. One fell swoop of a index finger or thumb and there goes a text to your boss or significant other that...
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Happy Birthday Brah
$5.00
Dude! It's your birthday! Celebrate with boobies (if you're lucky) and this pun that maybe only teenage boys get. Letterpress printed, A2 size, blank inside and...
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Happy Birthday To My Human - Cat Version
$5.00
If your pet HAD opposable thumbs, this would be the card they'd buy for you on your birthday. But since they don't, and there is...
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Happy Birthday To My Human - Dog Version
$5.00
If your pet HAD opposable thumbs, this would be the card they'd buy for you on your birthday. But since they don't, and there is...
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Holy Shit!
$5.00
What what? The Pope on a toilet? That really is a holy shit! This Ladyfingers studio favorite is as versatile as it is slightly offensive....
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Trip Around the Sun Birthday Card
$7.00
Congratulations on Another Successful Trip Around the Sun! Celebrate this active process of aging with this foil-stamped card. Printed on navy paper with red and...
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Birthday Planisphere
$18.00
This gold foil stamped planisphere shows the night sky when you were born! Turn the rotating dial to reveal your stellar birthday. Made by hand...
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Happy Birthday Babe!
$5.00
Hey babe! It's your birthday! You deserve a card that's been hand-lettered and letterpress printed in NEON. Yes, neon! It's also A2 size and blank...
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Hippie Bath Day
$5.00
A best seller among both the washed and unwashed! A true birthday greeting for the free-spirited and dread-locked. Letterpress printed A2 size with a blank...
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Happy (Belated) Birthday
$5.00
I was going to post a birthday wish on your facebook page, but my cat got sick and then my car died and then I...
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Happy Beerthday
$5.00
If you're far away from your favorite drinking buddy and can't share a cold one on their big day, send them this virtual chug. It...
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Happy Birthday Dad!
$5.00
This cheery sunshine and fog card is the perfect size to hold a pair of baseball tickets, or, like, money. Letterpress printed A2 size with...
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Happy Birthday Mom
$5.00
Every mom will love this card. I guarantee it. You know how I know? Because it's from you. And moms love it when their kids...
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HBD
$5.00
HBD... HBD... WTF does HBD mean??? Hairy Bat Death? Horrible Baby Dreams??? Hilarious Bad Drivers??? Nope, you're all wrong. It's actually Happy Birth Day. You...
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Happy Birthday Ol' Pal
$5.00
You know what's better than beer? Sharing a cold one with a good friend. And no, I am not being paid by beer companies to...
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Birthday Check
$5.00
Cut the crap and cut a check! This hand-lettered birthday card is an oversized sassy check with plenty of room in its blank interior for...
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