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Borders Are Imaginary, Walls Are Not Hip; You're Like Family To Me, Congrats On Your Citizenship!
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I can name a few things that don't make America great. You officially becoming a part of it isn't one of them. A2 sized letterpress card...
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Kick Your Ass For Your Birthday
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"You already have everything, so I figured after you finish reading this card I'd take you out back and kick your ass 'cuz that's something...
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LGBTQILOVEU
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Whether you describe yourself using any of the terms in the acronym or not, the language of love is universal. A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank...
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Infertility Bingo
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When you've tried everything, you deserve a prize. Hopefully it's a baby, and not just bingo money. (But that would be nice too, considering how...
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Time To Relax! Happy Retirement!
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When your schedule switches from meetings with accountants to meetings with a recliner, this card is for you! A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank...
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Let's Grow Old... And Be Like All Those Classy Old Gays in Palm Springs
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I'd like to thank the creator, cast and crew of The Birdcage for giving us permission to be fabulously and unapologetically gay af as we gracefully age...
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Fuck Me! I Did/Did Not Remember Our Anniversary!
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This card is a win/win situation. Either you're going to demonstrate that you're THE BEST AND MOST REMEMBERFUL SPOUSE EVER or you're admitting your shortfalls and...
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#1 Moms
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It's ok if they're tied for first. That isn't a bad thing. A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank Inside.
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#1 Dads
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It's ok if they're tied for first. That isn't a bad thing. A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank Inside.
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Ta Ta Titties!
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Whether it's elective surgery or not, nothing says "See you lata', areola!" like this finely crafted greeting card. A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank...
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I Want To Spend All My Dog Years With You
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It doesn't matter if it's 7, 14, 21, 28 or even 98 years... I want them all to be filled with snuggles from you! A2 sized...
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I Want To Spend All Nine Lives With You
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When 8 lives of fuzzy cuddles just ain't enough... A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank Inside.
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I Knead You
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I just hope you knead me as much as I knead you. A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank Inside.
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You Can Lean On Me
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"Lean on me...when you're not strong...And I'll be your friend...I'll help you carry on..." - Love, your Segway A2 sized letterpress card with envelope....
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Mom Yelling - Happy Mother's Day
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When you can't get her attention, maybe this card will do the trick. Celebrate Mom (and her selective hearing) with this neon letterpress card! A2 size, blank inside...
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Dad Yelling - Happy Father's Day
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When you can't get his attention, maybe this card will do the trick. Celebrate Dad (and his selective hearing) with this awesome letterpress birthday card! A2 size, blank inside...
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On Second Thought, Let's Go Back In The Closet... I Want 7 Minutes In Heaven With You!
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I don't know why people have such negative connotations about being in the closet. It's kind of the best place to make out! A2 sized...
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For your birthday, I convinced your racist, Trump-loving family to vote democrat...
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You probably have a better chance of being hit by a stray Russian satellite on your birthday than your racist family switching political tickets. But we...
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Happy Earth Day! I mean Birthday, 'cuz let's face it, the planet is SCREWED!
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What better way to celebrate a birthday than to commiserate the ultimate demise of our planet together? A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank Inside....
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Set of 15 Protest Posters
$30.00
Set of 15 offset printed 11” x 17” posters. Includes one of each design. Made in Colorado. Please note: If you are interested in purchasing...
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A (avocado) Toast To Your Sobriety!
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Celebrate this momentous occasion with a toast of a different kind! A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank Inside.
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