Encouragement
A (avocado) Toast To Your Sobriety!
$5.00
Celebrate this momentous occasion with a toast of a different kind! A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank Inside.
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Borders Are Imaginary, Walls Are Not Hip; You're Like Family To Me, Congrats On Your Citizenship!
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I can name a few things that don't make America great. You officially becoming a part of it isn't one of them. A2 sized letterpress card...
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Ta Ta Titties!
$5.00
Whether it's elective surgery or not, nothing says "See you lata', areola!" like this finely crafted greeting card. A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank...
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You Can Lean On Me
$5.00
"Lean on me...when you're not strong...And I'll be your friend...I'll help you carry on..." - Love, your Segway A2 sized letterpress card with envelope....
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I'll Always Be Your Tech Support
$5.00
You have the patience of a saint and a basic knowledge of Microsoft Word, which basically qualifies you to fix the computer belonging to anyone...
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Friendship Is The Best Ship
$5.00
Ahoy! Finally a card for your First (and BESTEST) Mate! Letterpress printed A2 size with a blank interior.
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I Appreciate Your Presence On Social Media
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The land of social media can be a scary place. Fake news! Eek! Trolls! Yikes! Sheeple! Oh my! Thankfully, you have friends who aren't afraid...
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Social Media Pyramid Scheme
$5.00
OMFG IF I HAVE TO POLITELY DECLINE TO BUY PATTERNED LEGGINGS/A SUITE OF FITNESS SHAKES/BASICALLY BASIC ESSENTIAL OILS BY SOMEONE WHO I THOUGHT WAS MY FRIEND,...
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Life Is One Continuous Transition
$5.00
We designed this card for our friends in the trans community who are transitioning into the person they've always been inside. But it seems that everyone...
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I Would Punch a Nazi For You
$5.00
It's crazy to think that we live in a day and age where we have to protect each other against Nazis. Again. But here we...
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Fist Bump - You're Done With The Pump!
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There are no words to explain the sense of newfound freedom and personal joy once the breast pump is put away for good. May we...
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Don't Forget About Me When Your Startup Goes Public
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Remember when you were all in college, and you all got wasted together that night, and were like, "Duuuude what if, like, everyone could use...
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People Are Crazy and Business Is Hard
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Fellow small business owners can relate. Sometimes it's like you're dealing with an alternate universe. But your homies get it. They won't try to return...
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Listen, Bitch
$5.00
It's blank inside, so you can fill it with chummy praises or the harshest sting. Your choice! Letterpress printed A2 size with a blank interior....
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I Believe In You
$5.00
Unicorns, Yetis, UFOs, the Chupacabra - sometimes its hard to believe in the supernatural, but its easy to believe in you! Letterpress printed A2 size with a blank...
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Basically, All of My Best Friends Are Witches
$5.00
Sure, they may not wear witch hats or ride brooms, but your squad sure does know how to bring the magic. Letterpress printed A2 size...
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Stranger Things Card - You're An Eleven
$5.00
Do you have a very special person in your life? Like, VERY special? Like, so special they would make your enemies' vans flip over your...
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Peace on Earth for Fuck's Sake
$5.00
Works great as a holiday card, or whenever there's a mass shooting. Letterpress printed A6 size, blank inside with a corresponding kraft envelope.
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I liked you better when you were fat
$5.00
We all have those friends. They lose 40 pounds and now they're on facebook every day bragging that they JUST LOVE their new diet of carrots and...
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Deluxe Palmistry Card
$9.00
This is a great card to give a high five to yourself, or to give to a friend who is searching for answers in the...
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Nailed It
$5.00
Everyone's favorite emoji combo to say CONGRATS ALL STAR, YOU DID IT! Or, for those of us who have no idea what an emoji even means,...
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Go Home Mercury...
$5.00
Sure, some could argue that Mercury in Retrograde actually is a time for reflection and change, but for most of us, it signifies a time...
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Stick with me...
$5.00
The journey to motherhood is not always an easy path, but at least you have friends who can understand your desire for an "I hate you"...
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Shots! Shots! Shots!
$5.00
When someone says, "Hey, let's do some shots!" the last thing you think about is filling up a syringe, right? Well, in case you're in...
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Screw It... Let's Wine About It!
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Sometimes the best solution to having a crappy day/week/month/year is to sit down with a good friend and a glass (or two, or three, or...
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Thanks For Putting Up With My Kid All Year
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Teachers! You think they'd have it easy, right? They work til 2. Have summers off. Get to shape young peoples' minds and shit. But no!...
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You Are the Protein to My Salad
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Who orders a salad without a protein? I mean COME ON??? The grilled chicken is like the reward for eating a plate of nothingness. (ok,...
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Good Luck on Your Next Adventure
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Your co-worker is leaving their job to start their own business! Your cousin just graduated and is embarking on a new and exciting career! Your...
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It's a Sham!
$5.00
Didn't get the job you thought you landed? Thought you aced that college interview and then didn't get in? Shunned from the #squad? It's a...
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Congrats on Being Awesome Despite Your Crazy Family
$5.00
There's just ten million people I could give this to. Nuff said. Letterpress printed A2 size with a blank interior.
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Bad Boyfriend
$5.00
Divorce is hard! Good thing your pal has a friend like you who is there to show them the silver lining. Letterpress printed A2 size...
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Qween!
$5.00
Everybody knows one! It's the person who makes you feel fabulous just by looking at them. Perhaps it's the hope that their flair will rub...
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Congrats on your Hetero-Normative Life Milestone
$5.00
These days, it's not just straight people getting married, buying houses and having babies. The threat of normcore is sweeping the nation, so be prepared...
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What's Up, Ombré?
$5.00
New and improved! Does your amigo have a thing for hip gradients and color? Say "hola!" with this ombré letterpress card, A2 size with a...
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Clink Clink! Let's Have a Drink!
$5.00
This ain't no text message, short hand, "meet me in five" invitation to get a drink. This is an invitation to a once in a lifetime experience...
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Rock the Catspa!
$5.00
I have no idea why we made this card, but I love it and I send it to everyone. It's totally perfect for birthdays, graduations,...
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Paperclip Of The Year!
$5.00
First, a little back story: I had a dream that my brother-in-law received the "Paperclip of the Year Award" from GQ magazine. I woke up...
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Welcome Back!
$5.00
You've been gone so long, I've let my hair grow out a little too much! Nothing says "I'm glad you're back!" like a fresh shave, amirite?...
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I Promise I'm Not Always This Dinghy
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So, you may have inadvertently untied the rope to the dock and now you're floating up shit's creek. It's time to admit your mishap and...
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Cheese Mountain
$5.00
Ugh, sometimes life is just HARD and you wonder WHYYYY things are happening the way they are, and you ask "HOW LONG will this insanity...
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I Know Things Stink Right Now
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Ugh, times are hard. You know what it's like. But when things stink, what can you do? Well, putting on some deodorant is a good...
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I Miss You - Fix It
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It's not your fault that your job got relocated and you had to move far away from your friends and family and familiar places and EVERYTHING...
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Holy Shit!
$5.00
What what? The Pope on a toilet? That really is a holy shit! This Ladyfingers studio favorite is as versatile as it is slightly offensive....
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Totes Ma Goats Card
$5.00
Send felicitations to the goat toter or goofy dad-joke lover in your life with the Totes Ma Goats card! Size A2 with blank interior and...
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This Guy's The Limit Card
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Encourage your friend to go for it, babe, with our beloved Mr. Nips card. Size A2 card with blank interior and straw kraft envelope. Hand-drawn...
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Clean House, Full Fridge, Can't Lose
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For all you Friday Night Lights fans who also love housekeeping comes our A2 "Can't Lose" card. The interior is blank. Comes with a straw...
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This Card is A Hug
$7.00
This card contains a tiny envelope that contains a hug! Send your bud a two-armed squeeze with this A2 card. The outer envelope is neon....
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Plane Awesome Paper Airplane Card
$7.00
This flat A6 card punches out to create a paper airplane! Comes complete with letterpressed cloud background and sunny skies envelope. BYO tailwind.
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