Clink Clink! Let's Have a Drink!
Want it by Valentine's Day? Please note that the last day for First Class shipping is Tuesday, February 5. The last day to order via Priority Shipping is Friday, February 8.$5.00
This ain't no text message, short hand, "meet me in five" invitation to get a drink. This is an invitation to a once in a lifetime experience - a bridal shower, a birthday party, a celebration of life's achievements. Just kidding, it's a booty call card that just looks like you made an effort.
Letterpress printed and blank inside with a corresponding envelope.
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