Clink Clink! Let's Have a Drink!
$5.00
This ain't no text message, short hand, "meet me in five" invitation to get a drink. This is an invitation to a once in a lifetime experience - a bridal shower, a birthday party, a celebration of life's achievements. Just kidding, it's a booty call card that just looks like you made an effort.
Letterpress printed and blank inside with a corresponding envelope.
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