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I Love You More Thank You Love Your Selfie
$6.00
One day I was on facebook, and I saw that all my friends were posting selfies of themselves. "Good for them," I thought, thinking they were...
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Good Luck on Your Next Adventure
$6.00
Your co-worker is leaving their job to start their own business! Your cousin just graduated and is embarking on a new and exciting career! Your...
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You Give The Patriarchy A Good Name
$6.00
There's a few good ones out there. Let your dad know he's one of 'em. Letterpress printed, A2 size with a blank interior.
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You Are the Protein to My Salad
$6.00
Who orders a salad without a protein? I mean COME ON??? The grilled chicken is like the reward for eating a plate of nothingness. (ok,...
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Thanks For Putting Up With My Kid All Year
$6.00
Teachers! You think they'd have it easy, right? They work til 2. Have summers off. Get to shape young peoples' minds and shit. But no!...
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Roses are red, violets are blue, take off your clothes, like, now
$6.00
Let's cut to the chase. It's Valentine's Day. Cards are just a formality. Why are your clothes still on? Letterpress printed, A2 size with a blank...
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Screw It... Let's Wine About It!
$6.00
Sometimes the best solution to having a crappy day/week/month/year is to sit down with a good friend and a glass (or two, or three, or...
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Thank You From The Bottom Of My Heart
$6.00
Not the top! And not the middle either - god, no. The bottom of my heart. That's where I am thankful from the most. Letterpress...
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Thank You For Watching My...
$6.00
The perfect card to give the person you can count on to not let your plants die! Letterpress printed, A2 size with a blank interior.
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Tiny Card - It's Your Birthday
$2.50
This adorable 2.5" x 2.5" Letterpress Tiny Card is the perfect supplement to any thoughtful gift! Letterpress printed, 2.5" x 2.5" with a blank interior.
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Tiny Card - Congrats
$2.50
This adorable 2.5" x 2.5" Letterpress Tiny Card is the perfect supplement to any thoughtful gift! Letterpress printed, 2.5" x 2.5" with a blank interior.
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Tiny Card - Heart
$2.50
This adorable 2.5" x 2.5" Letterpress Tiny Card is the perfect supplement to any thoughtful gift! Letterpress printed, 2.5" x 2.5" with a blank interior.
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Tiny Card - So Psyched
$2.50
This adorable 2.5" x 2.5" Letterpress Tiny Card is the perfect supplement to any thoughtful gift! Letterpress printed, 2.5" x 2.5" with a blank interior.
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Tiny Card - Thumbs Up
$2.50
This adorable 2.5" x 2.5" Letterpress Tiny Card is the perfect supplement to any thoughtful gift! Letterpress printed, 2.5" x 2.5" with a blank interior.
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Sweet Holidays
$6.00
It's the sweetest time of the year! Share the love with this adorable letterpress holiday card, complete with a blank interior and chartreuse envelope. It's...
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Shanks for a Great Passover
$6.00
When the lamb was EXTRA delicious this year, don't forget to shank your host with this clever letterpress card! A6 size with a blank interior...
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Congratulations Bottle Pop!
$6.00
Whether it's breast milk or champagne, we be poppin' bottles over your new little bundle of joy! Share the excitement with this clever letterpress card. A2...
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Birthday Check
$6.00
Cut the crap and cut a check! This hand-lettered birthday card is an oversized sassy check with plenty of room in its blank interior for...
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Happy Birthday Ol' Pal
$6.00
You know what's better than beer? Sharing a cold one with a good friend. And no, I am not being paid by beer companies to...
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HBD
$6.00
HBD... HBD... WTF does HBD mean??? Hairy Bat Death? Horrible Baby Dreams??? Hilarious Bad Drivers??? Nope, you're all wrong. It's actually Happy Birth Day. You...
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Happy Birthday Mom
$6.00
Every mom will love this card. I guarantee it. You know how I know? Because it's from you. And moms love it when their kids...
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Happy Birthday Dad!
$6.00
This cheery sunshine and fog card is the perfect size to hold a pair of baseball tickets, or, like, money. Letterpress printed A2 size with...
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Happy Beerthday
$6.00
If you're far away from your favorite drinking buddy and can't share a cold one on their big day, send them this virtual chug. It...
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Hippie Bath Day
$6.00
A best seller among both the washed and unwashed! A true birthday greeting for the free-spirited and dread-locked. Letterpress printed A2 size with a blank...
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Happy Birthday Babe!
$6.00
Hey babe! It's your birthday! You deserve a card that's been hand-lettered and letterpress printed in NEON. Yes, neon! It's also A2 size and blank...
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A Toast to You!
$6.00
Everybody loves congratulations and toast, the most perfect food. Combine these joys with our hand-drawn and letterpress printed Toast to You card, buttered up with...
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Stinkin Proud
$6.00
Give a member of your surfeit a pat on the tail with this congratulatory letterpress card. A2 size with a sunshine envelope and blank interior.
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Cat Love Card
$6.00
Multiple choice exam for when the choice is clear: cat lady for life. This size A2 card with turquoise envelope and blank interior lets you...
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All Koozie Inside Card
$6.00
Who knew love could be as true as the foam friend who keeps your brew cool? Send your sweetheart some koozie love with this neon...
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Significant Otter
$6.00
Hold hands with your significant otter! This A2 cards comes with a red envelope and blank interior for your own love letter. Hand-drawn and letterpress printed...
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Happy Mother's Day
$6.00
This card may not be the equivalent to carrying a human inside of you for 9 months, but at least it shows that you are...
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Get Well Soon
$6.00
As if the pain and suffering ain't bad enough, now you gotta wear a goddamn cone. Figures, right?!? Send wishes of speedy recovery and visions...
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Clouds
$6.00
Send love in sad times with this sympathy card. Blank interior lets you support your friend in your own way. Yellow envelope spreads a little...
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It's Going to be O.K.
$6.00
This card started out as a drawing that I made for my wife as an assurance during a brief time of duress. People who saw...
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Shanks!
$6.00
When you want to deliver your gratitude like a swift jab to the ribs, nothing less than this letterpress card will do. A2 size with...
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So Psyched For You Guys!
$6.00
This best-selling letterpress card is just PSYCHED to be in your shopping cart! Perfect for new babies, good news, weddings, and life experiments gone horribly...
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Merry XXX-Mas
$6.00
Get your mind out of the gutter! They're just ornaments, OK? Sheesh. A6 size letterpress card, blank inside with a hottt red envelope.
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From Now On Our Troubles Will Be Out of Sight
$6.00
Now foil stamped in shiny silver foil! The holidays are a time to reconnect with friends, family and a network of support to help you get...
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Seven Fishes
$6.00
You know it's Christmas when your Italian family (loudly) huddles around the dining room table to enjoy baccala, smelts and scungilli! A personal favorite among...
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Meowy Christmas
$6.00
Are all your friends tiny and furry? And you spend more money at Petco on your holiday gifts than anywhere else? This card may be...
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Although It's Been Said
$6.00
Now foil stamped in matte white foil! Wish a classic Merry Christmas with this hand-lettered card. Hot foil printed on natural stock in size A6 with a...
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Nog Nog
$6.00
For all you Egg Nog enthusiasts out there, this card is for you! Letterpress printed and A6 size and a blank interior. And if you...
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Gay Apparel
$6.00
You have to admit that one of the best parts of the holiday season is dressing up in your finest threads and you know, hanging...
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Mr. & Mr.
$6.00
For all the magical dudes out there getting married to each other! FINALLY! Feel good knowing you're buying this totally gay letterpress card from a...
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Mrs. & Mrs.
$6.00
For all the magical ladies out there getting married to each other! FINALLY! Feel good knowing you're buying this totally gay letterpress card from a...
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Screw Up My Life
$6.00
We've all been there! On the brink of a bad decision, and a friend or trusted family member reaches out and says, "Do you really...
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Bad Dad
$6.00
Tell Dad he's ultra-cool with this A2 letterpress printed greeting. Blank interior. Comes with a sunshine yellow envelope but you have to buy your own...
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Birthday Planisphere
$18.00
This gold foil stamped planisphere shows the night sky when you were born! Turn the rotating dial to reveal your stellar birthday. Made by hand...
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