Getting Old Is A Real Drag / Birthday Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.00
When I was young, I used to look forward to “old age” because I honestly thought (shh, don't laugh!) that adults had everything figured out (I told you not to laugh!) and that a trove of endless wisdom, knowledge and understanding would await after having survived life’s trials and tribulations. Now I just realize that the only reward for getting old is a lifetime of neurosis that only snowballs and gets exaggerated by anxiety and a bad back.
Designed and Letterpress Printed in Colorado Springs
A2 Size (4.25” x 5.5”)
Includes envelope
Blank inside
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