Congrats on your Hetero-Normative Life Milestone

Want it by Valentine's Day? Please note that the last day for First Class shipping is Tuesday, February 5. The last day to order via Priority Shipping is Friday, February 8.
These days, it's not just straight people getting married, buying houses and having babies. The threat of normcore is sweeping the nation, so be prepared with this jolly old card!


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