For Your Birthday, I, Too, Wished For Your Parents to Go to Therapy / Birthday Letterpress Greeting Card
$6.00
Why waste a wish on something dumb like a new TV or something that you can just go out and buy with your own dumb money? Wishes are for things that are basically impossible to attain, which is why we wish for it, because IF IT WAS ONLY THAT EASY, it would have come true already. I'm not saying that it's impossible for your parents to go to therapy, I'm just saying just, uh, don't waste your birthday wishes on TVs.
Designed and Letterpress Printed in Colorado Springs
A2 Size (4.25” x 5.5”)
Includes envelope
Blank inside
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