Roses are red, violets are blue, take off your clothes, like, now
Need it by Christmas? Order by December 12 for delivery by the 25th!$6.00
Let's cut to the chase. It's Valentine's Day. Cards are just a formality. Why are your clothes still on?
Letterpress printed, A2 size with a blank interior.
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