For your birthday, I convinced your racist, Trump-loving family to vote democrat...

You probably have a better chance of being hit by a stray Russian satellite on your birthday than your racist family switching political tickets. But we can all dream, can't we?

A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank Inside.


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