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I Promise I'm Not Always This Dinghy

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So, you may have inadvertently untied the rope to the dock and now you're floating up shit's creek. It's time to admit your mishap and start rowing, cuz you've got a long way to go! OK, maybe it's not that bad, but at least apologize for gods sakes! Letterpress printed with a blank interior and comes with an envelope.

Collections: All Cards, Encouragement, Sympathy


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