Kick Your Ass For Your Birthday

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"You already have everything, so I figured after you finish reading this card I'd take you out back and kick your ass 'cuz that's something money can't buy."

A2 sized letterpress card with envelope. Blank Inside.


Collections: All Cards, Birthday, NEW!


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