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Perhaps you are privvy to the recent(ish) news where there have been reports of Orca Whales attacking luxury yachts? Unless you are the kind of mega-dega-rich person who makes billions of dollars every second off the backs of hard-working laborers, you might join me in thinking that this is kind of incredible. Even Orca Whales have had enough with this bullshit capitalist hellscape, and their response is punk AF!
This is a card for those kinds of birthdays where mischief is encouraged, good trouble is sought, and at the end of the night some rich douchebag is left regretting their life choices upon realizing that the only thing money can’t buy is a solid gold bond with friends who squeeze every precious drop outta life and aren’t afraid to have fun, cause a ruckus, and possibly get arrested together.
Designed and Letterpress Printed in Colorado Springs
A2 Size (4.25” x 5.5”)
Includes envelope
Blank inside
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Why waste a wish on something dumb like a new TV or something that you can just go out and buy with your own dumb...
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I wish I could forget how much my body hurts as easily as I forget what I ate for lunch yesterday. Designed and Letterpress Printed...
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When I was young, I used to look forward to “old age” because I honestly thought (shh, don't laugh!) that adults had everything figured out...
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Celebrate America with our new print!
Hand-lettered and printed on our risograph, this poem written by queer patriot Katharine Lee Bates is now available in our online shop!